The Server That Reminded Me Of A Nurse Story

I was at the office (bar) one day and the person that takes care of everyone there by serving beverages, etc. , happened to be wearing a white top and other apparel that kind of made her look like a nurse.

SO I SAID TO HER

"You know what? You kind of look like a nurse today."
(actual quote)

SO SHE GOES
to tell her old man (significant other, boyfriend, main squeeze) who also happens to put in time at the office (but doesn't serve)

AND SAYS TO HIM:

"Rob says I look like a nurse."
(actual quote)

TO WHICH HE REPLIED 
(WITHOUT BATTING AN EYE)

"Good, my johnson needs a cast."
(actual quote)

The guy was so quick with the response (and he's kind of a goofy looking character anyhow) that I was truly impressed and amused.

Impressed and amused enough to write about it.

Thee End

Peace and love,
Thee Rob


P.S. Maybe you had to be there...