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Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Writer's Block Stories - Who Cares What You Think?





Isn't writer's block a bitch?


Had a good time at the "office" *
this afternoon and had this brainstorm while I was "in the zone" there.



I was thinking that the things that were making me laugh would make for an entertaing story.


I was going to call it "Things I like".


In fact the original title of this post was "Things I LIke".


Sat down at the keyboard raring to go (when I got home) and share this great human experience.

Couldn't think of anything I was thinking about earlier.


Then I thought...

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Who the hell's going to give a shit about one person's things that he likes?

There are billions of people out there.
Who is this guy to write about stuff he likes?


I'll be completely honest with you - if I happened to see an article (post, whatever) that had a title like "Things I like" - I wouldn't read it.
I don't care who wrote it, be it a celebrity, sports figure, etc.

(Maybe if it was someone I knew personally that tends to entertain me I would check it out.)


So I went off on a tangent.

All of my good ideas from earlier went down the toilet.
Sat down to write about things I liked and couldn't think of anything.

I started writing anyway.

First I kept changing the title of this post.

At first it was

"Things I Like - By the Curator of Cool Stash and More"

then it was

"Tried to Think but Nothing Happened"
(LOVE the Three Stooges - guess you got to be a Stooge fan to appreciate that one there.)


after that

"Writer's Block Story - By the Curator of Cool Stash and More"
(Yeah, I'm a curator.)

Finally settled on the title you see above. Figured the combination of "writer's block" and "who cares what you think" would at least get some of the teeming masses curious.


GUESS WHAT?


Experiencing the dreaded WRITER'S BLOCK thing again.

Don't know how to end this.


Peace and love,
Thee Rob


* Term used loosely
(see above - 2nd line)



Thursday, August 27, 2015

The Ace Bandage That Wasn't




So I see this guy with an ace bandage (or something like it) wrapped around his wrist as well as covering part of his hand.


I ran into this person whilst once again doing research at the "office" * .

(This was the same person referred to in
"The Server That Reminded Me Of A Nurse Story - Somewhat Mature Content")


I ASKED HIM

"So what's the deal with that?"
(Referring to the wrap around his aforementioned extremities)

HE SAID

"The old lady messed me up last night."
(Not an actual quote but something to that effect.)
(Now that I think about it, maybe it is an actual quote...)

TO WHICH I SAID

Really? What the hell did you do?
(Or something to that effect again...)

He just kind of shrugged.

SO I LATER ASKED
the "old lady" to whom he was referring, who also happened to be at the office -

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE JANITOR-BITCH???
(As he is known by some people - mainly me - because that's mainly what he is around the "office".)

SHE REPLIED

"Oh, he just found that while we were doing laundry. There's not a damn thing wrong with him."

TO WHICH I COULD ONLY THINK

"Leave it to the janitor-bitch."

The guy's a trip.


Peace and love,
Thee Rob


P.S. There really was nothing wrong with him. After his scam was exposed he removed the bandage.


* Term used loosely


Friday, August 21, 2015

Ghoulardi On A Mousepad?


Ghoulardi "Turn Blue" Mousepad


Who'd have thought back in the sixties
that one day we would be able to see Ghoulardi on a mousepad?



Who'd have thought
there would even be something called a mousepad back then?



Who'd believe
that many of us would still fondly remember a guy that told us all to "Turn Blue"?



In fact, the pad I'm rolling around on right now (not literally) as I write these very words
has an image of "The
Original King of Cool" on it.


Just looking at it brings back memories.


Why not get your own Ghoulardi Mouse Pad?


It will not only bring back memories but it probably looks a lot better than the drab pad you're using now!
 


Ghoulardi (Stay Sick - Transparent) Mousepad

 




  • 9.25" x 7.75" – Perfect for any desk or work space
  • Durable cloth cover is dust and stain resistant
  • Non-slip backing
  • Quality, full-color image
  • Several images available.



Get your Ghoulardi Mouse Pad now!
(They also make quite the conversation piece...!)






Friday, April 24, 2015

Ghoulardi (On The Set-2) 11x14 Puzzle with Gift Box





This Ghoulardi 11x14 Puzzle is made of sturdy cardboard, mounted on chipboard, and is printed in vivid and full color.
For hours of puzzle enjoyment, give a Ghoulardi custom puzzle as a gift today!


  • Size: 11" x 14" (252 pieces).
  • Includes beautiful gift box with puzzle image printed on lid.
  • Sturdy cardboard stock, mounted on chipboard.
  • Easy wipe-clean surface.
  • Warning: Not suitable for children under 3. Small parts may pose possible choking hazard.


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