So I see this guy with an ace bandage (or something like it) wrapped around his wrist as well as covering part of his hand.
I ran into this person whilst once again doing research at the "office" * .
(This was the same person referred to in
"The Server That Reminded Me Of A Nurse Story - Somewhat Mature Content")
I ASKED HIM
"So what's the deal with that?"
(Referring to the wrap around his aforementioned extremities)
HE SAID
"The old lady messed me up last night."
(Not an actual quote but something to that effect.)
(Now that I think about it, maybe it is an actual quote...)
TO WHICH I SAID
Really? What the hell did you do?
(Or something to that effect again...)
He just kind of shrugged.
SO I LATER ASKED
the "old lady" to whom he was referring, who also happened to be at the office -
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE JANITOR-BITCH???
(As he is known by some people - mainly me - because that's mainly what he is around the "office".)
SHE REPLIED
"Oh, he just found that while we were doing laundry. There's not a damn thing wrong with him."
TO WHICH I COULD ONLY THINK
"Leave it to the janitor-bitch."
The guy's a trip.
Peace and love,
Thee Rob
P.S. There really was nothing wrong with him. After his scam was exposed he removed the bandage.
* Term used loosely
